Love Labor's Lost

volumes of mis-adventures

Drinks. Not a date.

1. If weather is a topic covered for more than 2 minutes.

2. If he resorts to stating: “tell me 3 things about yourself.”

3. If he invites mutual friend Geoff* to meet you two at the bar.

4. If he changes into his sweats. While hanging out. Playing scrabble. On his Ipad. After hours.

5. If he decides to give you a GROUP hug good-bye.

6. If he doesn’t text you the next day. 

If any of the above happened, it probably wasn’t a date. If ALL of them happened you’ve probably been punk’d, and jokes on you. epic fail.

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